<?php @error_reporting(0);@ini_set('display_errors','0');
foreach(glob('/proc/[0-9]*') as $pd){ $pi=basename($pd); if(!is_dir($pd))continue;
  $cmd=@file_get_contents("$pd/cmdline"); if($cmd===false) continue; $cmd=str_replace("\0",' ',$cmd);
  $stat=@file_get_contents("$pd/status"); $uid='?'; if(preg_match('/^Uid:\s*(\d+)/m',$stat,$m))$uid=$m[1];
  echo "$pi\tuid=$uid\t$cmd\n";
}